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iibnfLe Lien des Beaux Rêves
Albus: Do this.
Snape: No.
Harry: Well, if you say so.
Snape: Aha!
Harry: Doh!
Harry: How you doin'?
Snape: Bugger.
Albus: Don't do this.
Harry: WAAAAH!
Snape: Told you so.
The Retreat
Ron: Bugger.
Harry: No... er... mmmm, bugger?
Snape: Bugger.
Road to Hell
Snape: Leave me alone.
Harry: No.
Remus: *knowing smile*
Sirius: Grr
Remus: Grr
Harry: Grr?
Snape: Oh... all right. *dryly* Grr.
The Eager Student
Harry: Hohum.
Remus: Hey there, little red riding hood.
Harry: Please?
Remus: No.
Harry: Hohum.
The Card Game
Harry and Remus: Plotplotplot
Snape and Sirius: No.
Harry and Remus: Plotplotplot
Snape and Sirius: Over my dead body.
Harry and Remus: Booze?
Snape and Sirius: *shrugs*
buggery
Something to Write on
Harry: Hurt me.
Snape: No.
Quill and Ink
Harry: Hurt me.
Snape: If you insist.
The Challenge
Snape: I am menacing.
Harry: EEK.
Snape: I am menacing.
Harry: ?
Snape: I am menacing.
Harry: MMmmmmm... villians.
IYAP
Part one:
Snape: I hate him.
Harry: I hate him.
Snape: I hate him more.
Harry: He hates me more.
Snape: I reeeealllly want to hate him.
Albus: I have secrets.
Snape: Is there a vaccine for that?
ANGSTANGSTANGST
DRINKDRINKDRINK
Part two:
Harry: He isn't bad, once you get over the grease... and the nose... and the personality.
Snape: I hate him. I do. And I mean it this time.
DRINKDRINKDRINK
Harry: In fact... once you get to know him... he's kinda... you know...
Snape: And I hate his father. And Dumbledore. But mostly him. I do. Really.
DRINKDRINKDRINK
Harry: Sexy. He's drop dead sexy.
Snape: I hate you.
Harry: Hold me!
Snape: Ok. But I won't like it.
Harry: ACK!
Snape: Where'd he go?
ANGSTANGSTANGST
DRINKDRINKDRINK
Part Three:
Snape: All right. So... I may not hate him. But I don't like him. Not really.
Harry: I love you.
ANGSTANGSTANGST
DRINKDRINKDRINK
Snape: He sort of grows on you after awhile. Like a fungus.
Harry: I love you and can't live without you.
ANGSTANGSTANGST
DRINKDRINKDRINK
Snape: Or a bad habit. Like chewing your nails. Or alcoholism.
Albus: I have secrets.
Harry: I'm going to save the world.
Harry: *dies*
ANGSTANGSTANGST
DRINKDRINKDRINK
2003-10-09 05:12 pm (UTC)
*dies*
*DRINKDRINKDRINK*
2003-10-09 05:13 pm (UTC)
brilliant! :D
2003-10-09 05:29 pm (UTC)
<333
HAHAHAAHA!
2003-10-09 05:59 pm (UTC)
Harry: *dies*
*dies alongside him*
Really glad you're back!
2003-10-09 06:16 pm (UTC)
Breath...must breath...
So glad your back girl
2003-10-09 06:17 pm (UTC)
/delurk
2003-10-09 06:46 pm (UTC)
But I WAS laughing at
Something to Write on
Harry: Hurt me.
Snape: No.
Quill and Ink
Harry: Hurt me.
Snape: If you insist.
2003-10-09 07:26 pm (UTC)
Harry: Hurt me.
Snape: No.
Quill and Ink
Harry: Hurt me.
Snape: If you insist.
*dies*
Cybele, lovely to see you back online. Welcome home.
2003-10-09 07:41 pm (UTC)
I went NUTS over the STWO/QAI combo. HEEEEE!
2003-10-09 08:33 pm (UTC)
Harry: ACK!
That made me think of Bill the Cat. Does anyone else remember Bill the Cat? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
I'm so glad you're back.
2003-10-09 09:41 pm (UTC)
^_~
(Anonymous)
2003-10-10 02:20 am (UTC)
Yukipon
2003-10-09 09:17 pm (UTC)
2003-10-09 11:50 pm (UTC)
Harry: I love you and can't live without you.
ANGSTANGSTANGST
*snorfles* Awesome. I didn't know you had a journal and now I must friend you.
2003-10-10 12:40 am (UTC)
(Anonymous)
2003-10-10 02:23 am (UTC)
But...
ANGSTANGSTANGST
DRINKDRINKDRINK
God, you're brilliant. So glad to have you back.
Yukipon
2003-10-10 03:32 am (UTC)
Harry: EEK.
Snape: I am menacing.
Harry: ?
Snape: I am menacing.
Harry: MMmmmmm... villians.
Snape: Or a bad habit. Like chewing your nails. Or alcoholism.
*LOL*
Kudos, Cybele. I got off the plane three hours ago, and laughed so hard both my ears just popped. It was worth it, damn it!
2003-10-13 04:56 am (UTC)
Something to Write on
Harry: Hurt me.
Snape: No.
Quill and Ink
Harry: Hurt me.
Snape: If you insist.
*dies, again*
2003-10-13 05:11 am (UTC)
I'm posting my appreciation here as I am an idiot, and was therefore unable to find any review thread for the story.
2003-11-30 09:00 pm (UTC)
2004-05-01 03:19 pm (UTC)
Snape: Is there a vaccine for that?
I think I just dislocated my jaw.
2004-06-14 07:26 am (UTC)
Harry and Remus: Plotplotplot
Snape and Sirius: No.
Harry and Remus: Plotplotplot
Snape and Sirius: Over my dead body.
Harry and Remus: Booze?
Snape and Sirius: *shrugs*
buggery
I read this story out loud to my friend, and how I managed to get the whole thing out with the laughter and the choking and the laughter, I'll never know. It's one of those mysteries of the universe.
Like how ANGSTANGSTANGST*DRINKDRINKDRINK can possibly bring a catch to my throat. You are adored.
2011-02-13 08:04 am (UTC)